1 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:32,189 Gard�nias. Gard�nias, madame et monsieur. 2 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:36,797 Gard�nias. Gard�nias, madame et monsieur. 3 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,091 Gard�nias, madame? 4 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:49,338 I wonder, monsieur, whether I may take your picture. 5 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:53,708 It would be an honor to pose for madame. 6 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:59,311 Does madame wish to pay a little something? 7 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,115 For the taking of the photograph. 8 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,504 Would you take this, please? For contrast. 9 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,073 Ouch! 10 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,579 [SPEAKS FRENCH] 11 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,013 STREIGAU: Hold it, please. 12 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,279 [CAMERA CLICKS] 13 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,285 Thank you very much. 14 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:38,755 - Oh, pardon. - Quite all right. 15 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:48,032 Madame, you forgot your corsage. 16 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:49,965 I do love the Riviera. 17 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,504 You just like blonds. 18 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:03,808 Brunettes. 19 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,453 - Dr. Kellwin's room, please. CLERK: Kellwin's. 20 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:08,978 Room 221. 21 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:12,354 But he has checked out only this morning, monsieur. 22 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,324 Are you positive? 23 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:16,427 Quite positive. 24 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:19,760 And no forwarding address. 25 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,162 May I see his room please. 26 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,298 I'm sorry, that is quite impossible, monsieur. 27 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,840 Well, there you are, old boy. 28 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,633 Take care! 29 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:55,597 [CLEARS THROAT] 30 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,904 Hello. 31 00:03:58,438 --> 00:03:59,929 Hello? 32 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:03,070 This is Lavinia Brown in 221. 33 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,906 There are two strange men in my room. 34 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,241 Could you please send someone up right away? 35 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,717 Thank you. 36 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:15,380 There, now. 37 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,426 I said, "There, now." 38 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,760 It's mechanic's grease spot here and another. 39 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,526 There's another one here. 40 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,069 I don't suppose you're a racing driver, Ms. Brown? 41 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,540 Just the raciest teacher at the Pikes Fall Grammar School. 42 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,276 That's not saying very much, I'm afraid. 43 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,937 Now, if you don' t mind-- 44 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,548 Mademoiselle. 45 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,642 Would you please show these gentlemen out? 46 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,214 When was the last time you had a mechanic here? 47 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:49,481 Mechanic, monsieur? 48 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,255 Last year, I believe. 49 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:52,949 Two members of the British team. 50 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,891 LAVINIA: Would you mind discussing this in someone else's room? 51 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,622 Thank you. If we need anything, we'll give you a buzz. 52 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,228 Oui, monsieur. Merci beaucoup. 53 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,393 Don't you dare move from here. 54 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,970 Napoleon. 55 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,733 Now, see here, Mr. Napoleon. 56 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,877 Solo. Excuse me. 57 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:18,444 Ah, yes. Something heavy was either hauled up to... 58 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:21,110 ...or lowered down from this balcony. 59 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,881 And recently. 60 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,957 - Is there anything else? - Yes, this. 61 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,890 I found it wedged in the drainpipe there. 62 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,155 - It isn't weathered. MAN 1: Ugh! 63 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,128 [WOMEN SCREAMING] 64 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,866 WOMAN: Get a doctor. MAN 2: Get a doctor. 65 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,069 The gardenia vendor. 66 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,469 He looks a little dead. 67 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,371 Yeah, quite dead. 68 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:47,441 - I wonder...? - So do I. 69 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,640 Look where that flower stand is. 70 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,684 Now, from this balcony, obviously... 71 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:56,089 ...there's some very funny things have been going on. 72 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:58,452 Coincidental, isn't it? 73 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,389 Too much so. 74 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,030 I wonder what he'd seen. 75 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:13,867 Mr. Solo. 76 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,408 Coming, Ms. Brown 77 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,712 Who has the room above this one? 78 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:22,111 Why, I believe it is unoccupied. 79 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:23,910 The guest checked out this morning. 80 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,382 Naturally. Thank you. 81 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,454 Your fleeing friend had an excellent idea. 82 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,989 Your room is ready now, Ms. Brown. 83 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,825 - Mr. Solo. - Mm-hm. 84 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,587 LAVINIA: Do glance at it from time to time. 85 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:40,700 Flash cards still work with children of all ages. 86 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,138 Pardon. Pardon, s'il vous pla�t. 87 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:50,743 Excuse me, I'm a doctor. 88 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,971 Please, would you stand back. 89 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,911 Would you ask them to please stand back. 90 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,482 Pulse? 91 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,315 No pulse. 92 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,017 Heartbeat? 93 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:08,753 Oh, no heartbeat. 94 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,528 Please circulate. 95 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,569 [POLICE BLOWING WHISTLE] 96 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,967 [SPEAKS FRENCH] 97 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:30,273 Twenty-five thousand francs. 98 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,510 Not bad for a peddler of gardenias. 99 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,621 Oh, well, he paid rather dearly for it. 100 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,222 You sure it was poison? 101 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,290 Methylated cobrox. 102 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,222 The flower in his hand reeked of it. 103 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,891 So, what report do we send to Mr. Waverly? 104 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,225 Listen, hold off on that call. 105 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,926 Listen, what was the formula Dr. Kellwin was working on? 106 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,662 Why did he want U.N.C.L.E.'s protection in the first place? 107 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:55,673 Well, obviously, the formula he was working on disappeared with him. 108 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:57,908 Wait a minute. 109 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,006 What is it? 110 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,775 That disk we found down on the balcony... 111 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,111 ...I knew I'd seen something like it before. 112 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:12,425 It's a modification disk for a solenoid on a racing car. 113 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:14,754 A big one, I think. 114 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:20,032 Mechanic's grease on the floor, solenoid disk for a racing car. 115 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:26,271 Well, Illya, how many garages do you think there are on this part of the Riviera? 116 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,089 [BELL RINGS] 117 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:49,593 This, I believe, makes number 15. 118 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,785 Anyone home? 119 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,324 Hello? 120 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,960 Hello? 121 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,730 Hello. Hello. 122 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:37,238 Hello. Someone's home. 123 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:40,609 The garage is closed, gentlemen. 124 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,518 Yeah, we were just wondering, are you the owner here or...? 125 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:48,086 That is my racing car. I am Nazarone. 126 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:52,589 The garage is, I repeat, closed, gentlemen. 127 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,251 Oh, you being a lady race driver... 128 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,920 ...perhaps you can tell us what the blazes this is? 129 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,731 My friend here says it's from a Bugatti, but I say it's from a Delahaye. 130 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:05,400 I have told him to put his money where his mouth is. 131 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,564 SOLO: My buddy here is Russian, you see. 132 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:10,232 He's very stubborn about things like this. 133 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,047 And how did you come by this, may I ask? 134 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,742 I don't know. He picked it up in the street in front of the Louis. 135 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,909 Tovarich here, he always thinks that he knows-- 136 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,554 I'm sorry, gentlemen. 137 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,782 I'm afraid I've never seen a solenoid disk of this type before. 138 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,258 And now if you will excuse me and allow me to carry on with my work. 139 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,954 Yeah. Hey, baby, you got some pretty wild wheels there. 140 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,226 The garage is closed, gentlemen. 141 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,504 You recognize anything in there? 142 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,438 Anything or anyone? 143 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,340 The car. 144 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:49,415 It's the one she was driving when her friend took a picture of the gardenia vendor. 145 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,416 Yeah, let's take a look around here, shall we? 146 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,723 [BELL RINGS] 147 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,367 ILLYA: Speak of the devil. 148 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,773 Our picture-snapping, fashion plate friend. 149 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,704 SOLO: And her all-girl orchestra. 150 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,885 You are ready, Nazarone? 151 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,522 I do not know. 152 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,650 To die in a racing accident, that is one thing, but this.... 153 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:37,456 Nonsense. Dr. Baurel prepared you. 154 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,757 Yes, he has. 155 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,925 Then take your position. 156 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,477 Start your motors. 157 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,613 [CAR ENGINES REVVING] 158 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,499 [GUNFIRE] 159 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:28,708 Did you see that gun? 160 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:32,340 Yeah, there's only one kind of army that issues that type of weapon. 161 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:35,113 - Thrush? - Yeah. 162 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,775 Gone? 163 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,758 Ms. Brown, about our barging in on you yesterday-- 164 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,121 Do not disturb. 165 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,833 I will not ask. I will assume Mr. Waverly loved our report. 166 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:28,598 Napoleon, how do you feel about hallucination? 167 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,175 Why? 168 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:36,212 We saw an extremely attractive female racing driver... 169 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,283 ...become thoroughly murdered, did we not? 170 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,378 - We did not. - No. 171 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,687 Early edition. 172 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,963 "Renowned female racing driver, Nazarone... 173 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,190 ...entered the Baurel Clinic last evening... 174 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:57,167 ...for a final checkup before next week's... 175 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,063 ...race." 176 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,485 [WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH] 177 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,422 Is it possible monsieur did not hear the nurse? 178 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,259 SOLO: Actually, yes, I did. She has excellent lungs, you know... 179 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:29,402 ...but my high school French-- Difficult to understand. 180 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,903 Sorry, girls, but I'm spoken for. 181 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,882 You again. 182 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:56,254 Signor, I neither know you nor like your face. 183 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,591 I've paid for a private room here. 184 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,791 I do not know what you're seeking-- 185 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:06,634 I am seeking to find out why you are not a might more chilly than you are. 186 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,832 - Chilly? - Chilly. 187 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:12,570 Seems to me the last time I saw you you were rather well-ventilated... 188 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,613 ...by a number of bullets. 189 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,657 Obviously, you are mistaken. 190 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,518 Confused... 191 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,386 ...not mistaken. 192 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,374 You're not being very feminine. 193 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:52,785 May I ask what you are doing here, monsieur, exciting my patient? 194 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,749 SOLO: I'm terribly sorry, doctor. What seems to be your patient's trouble? 195 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,450 Malnutrition, loss of energy, vitamin deficiency or--? 196 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:04,290 The condition of any patient is always highly confidential, monsieur. 197 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,366 He is a stranger to me, Dr. Baurel. 198 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:11,470 Yet for a reason I do not know, he visited me once before. 199 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,573 Last night at the garage. 200 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:18,438 This young lady is here for a complete, routine physical checkup... 201 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,603 ...and absolute relaxation. 202 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:24,808 Now, if you'll be kind enough to leave my clinic, monsieur. 203 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,282 SOLO: Oh, okay, fellas. 204 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,855 All right, all right. Listen, guys.... 205 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,104 Nazarone wasn't there, of course. 206 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,108 Alive? 207 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,415 And definitely kicking. 208 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,108 But that's impossible. 209 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,119 She had her own personal Saint Valentine's Day Massacre. 210 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,483 Oh, she's still there. 211 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:11,557 Bored, lonesome and doggedly determined to enjoy every minute of it. 212 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,721 I've been thinking... 213 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,559 ...that formula Dr. Kellwin developed, it's supposed to be a serum, isn't it? 214 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:22,266 To accelerate the normal healing processes of the human body. 215 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:27,541 Well, if you saw Nazarone alive and kicking after we saw Thrush kill her-- 216 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,945 Yep. Obviously, Thrush got there... 217 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:34,315 ...and got both Kellwin and his formula before we did. 218 00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:38,014 That accounts for that messy scene in the hotel balcony. 219 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,960 And they injected some of it into their girl Nazarone. 220 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,125 And then shot her... 221 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,823 ...to see if the stuff really works. 222 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,859 Apparently, it does. 223 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,368 Bizarre little beggars, aren't they? 224 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,674 And now they're going to take the formula home with them. 225 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,377 Unless.... 226 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:15,327 Unless Thrush believes that somebody else has Kellwin's formula. 227 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,089 Suppose we keep them around here for a day or two... 228 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,257 ...trying to guarantee their exclusivity. 229 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,896 Please, speak English. 230 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,595 Well, we were too late to get the formula from Kellwin. 231 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,364 Maybe we can get it from Thrush... 232 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,203 ...if we keep them around long enough to get a shot at it. 233 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,811 That's a rather large "if." 234 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,252 Oh, I don't know. 235 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,999 [LAVINIA GASPS] 236 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,436 Hi, there. 237 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,003 Hey, don't call the porter again. 238 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:07,942 If I were to say to you that you were someone special to me... 239 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,275 ...what would you think? 240 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,509 I'd think that my suspicions were confirmed, that's what I'd think. 241 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,415 You're an escaped maniac. 242 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,920 If you don't mind, I'd like to finish my postcards. 243 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,649 Lavinia Brown, you and I have a rendezvous with destiny. 244 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,589 Stay away from me! 245 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:26,963 "U-N-C-L...." Hey. 246 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,160 You're one of those international thingamabobs. 247 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,901 Yes, who needs your help. 248 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,897 My help? 249 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,941 Fifth-grade geography, history and social studies. 250 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,239 Oh, come on, Mr. Solo. 251 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,316 I just wanna finish my postcards and go to sleep. 252 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:49,487 It's really very nice that you're not a real maniac and all that. 253 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,248 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 254 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,621 You just relax. 255 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,231 You must have been a rollicking success at the Baurel Clinic. 256 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,890 - Hi. - Oh, good. 257 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,128 One of you learned how to knock on a door. 258 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,431 There is presently a charming blond creature... 259 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,700 ...crawling around under both our beds, planting microphones. 260 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,844 Shall we go up and embarrass her? 261 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,337 Let's not disturb the sweet little thing, shall we? 262 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,881 In a short time, we will have plenty of things... 263 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,246 ...for Thrush to eavesdrop on. 264 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,514 - How did the security check come out? - Well.... 265 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,382 Here we are. 527 Maple Street, Pike Falls, Arizona. 266 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,722 - That's my address. - Unmarried. Not engaged. 267 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,329 Father's name: Charles Edward. 268 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:34,228 - Mother's name: Gertrude. - Stop that. 269 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,131 Does teach fifth grade and the Pike Falls Travel Bureau-- 270 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:40,068 That's my very own private information in that thing. 271 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,798 Now, you stay out of there. 272 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:45,638 Security precautions are necessary, Ms. Brown. 273 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,547 - She's all right. SOLO: Hm. 274 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,988 Twenty-five thousand dollars. 275 00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,058 I want you to deposit it in the morning and start spending it. 276 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,717 Buy things, expensive things: 277 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:06,093 Clothes, cars, fur coats, wolfhounds. 278 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,393 Literally, throw your money around. 279 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,128 - My money? - All yours. 280 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,296 On one condition: 281 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:17,807 Keep away from women with blond hair. 282 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,003 We'll take care of the rest. 283 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,383 LAVINIA: The rest of what? 284 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,827 [WHISPERING] All right, we know where the microphones are. 285 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,487 Let's check for booby traps. 286 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,130 I say you're wrong. 287 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,499 Thrush went through a lot of trouble to get that copy of the formula. 288 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,334 If Kellwin had left another copy they'd have secured it... 289 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,669 ...before the girl who moved in found it. 290 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:54,075 SOLO [ON RECORDER]: Lavinia Brown quoted me a part of the formula. 291 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,813 ILLYA: Well, I still say you don't pay someone $ 100,000... 292 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,951 ...for something you haven't even seen yet. 293 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:02,054 SOLO: We'll see it. She won't get the rest of that money... 294 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,918 ...unless she delivers the formula to us tomorrow night. 295 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:09,755 It's infuriating. That sweet, innocent face of hers. 296 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,626 Lavinia Brown, indeed. 297 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:17,266 Whatever else she is, she's a dangerous, sly young woman. 298 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:21,066 But at least Thrush won't be the only one with the formula. 299 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,641 ILLYA: Unless Thrush hangs around this little paradise... 300 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,745 ...and nails our lovely Ms. Brown. 301 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:30,347 How could they? They'd have to find out about her first. 302 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,175 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 303 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,719 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORDER] 304 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,260 To Ms. Lavinia Brown. 305 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,431 Just the microphones. 306 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:48,124 Can't find anything that goes "hiss," "boom" or "bang." 307 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,531 How very un-diabolical of them. 308 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,969 This can't be a very well-disciplined Thrush satrap. 309 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:57,234 It's just as well, we need a good night's rest anyway. 310 00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,910 SOLO: Uh.... 311 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,750 [SNIFFS] 312 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,493 What was the name of that poison that killed the flower vendor? 313 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,788 Methylated cobrox. 314 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:18,889 [SNIFFS] 315 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,192 Methylated cobrox. 316 00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:01,771 Well, thanks for renting me the place, Ms. Sophie. It's so beautiful. 317 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:05,207 And I thank you, mademoiselle. You'll be moving in tomorrow perhaps? 318 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:08,905 What? To my own cottage on the Riviera? Tonight. 319 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,509 But of course. 320 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:14,017 Well, thanks again for renting me the place. Bonjour and everything. 321 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,654 [SOPHIE SPEAKS FRENCH] 322 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,451 Ah! 323 00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,816 What's the matter with you? 324 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:55,052 Forgive me, wealthy lady, but I had to make sure it was you. 325 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,287 Now, if you don't mind, I have to kidnap you. 326 00:24:58,464 --> 00:24:59,454 You what? 327 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,900 Since we've made our point with Thrush... 328 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:05,697 ...the time has come to deposit you somewhere out of the line of fire. 329 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:08,534 - For your own protection. - Protection? 330 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,333 What's a "thrush"? 331 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,536 You mean there are some people somewhere... 332 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:15,772 ...who are looking for me with evil intent? 333 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:18,975 There's nothing to fret about as long as we keep you hidden... 334 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,746 ...and you don't talk to any blonds. You haven't, have you? 335 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,355 Oh, no. No. The real estate lady was a brunette. 336 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,048 [PHONE RINGING] 337 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,862 - Hello. - Illya, is she back? 338 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,295 Yes. Where are you? 339 00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:37,903 Okay, hocus-pocus, make her disappear. 340 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,164 I'm on my way back to Dr. Baurel's clinic. 341 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:44,709 Right. Ms. Brown and I are about to drop out of the picture. 342 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,402 Good luck. 343 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:50,077 "Out of the picture"? Where? 344 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,844 There's a little village in the Alpes-Maritimes. 345 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:54,281 Should do very nicely. 346 00:25:54,453 --> 00:25:58,584 The Alps? But it's freezing in the Alps. What about my new cottage? 347 00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:00,157 No, definitely not. 348 00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:06,094 Well, I absolutely refuse to be found frozen to death in some craggy, old Alps. 349 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:20,235 ILLYA: Here's your cottage. I hope it makes you happy. 350 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:52,408 - Won't you come in? ILLYA: No! 351 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,303 [COUGHING] 352 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,187 [COUGHING] 353 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:14,590 You've got that sweet, innocent business down pretty pat, haven't you? 354 00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:19,269 Help the gentleman up. 355 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,676 Throw it away. 356 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:40,685 We know that you were to deliver your copy of Dr. Kellwin's formula... 357 00:27:40,859 --> 00:27:42,555 ...to U.N.C.L.E. this evening. 358 00:27:42,728 --> 00:27:45,562 You will deliver it to me now. 359 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:49,894 Or I promise you, you won't ever see the evening. 360 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:56,775 - You don't understand. Honest, I don't-- - Honest, you don't. 361 00:27:57,809 --> 00:28:02,076 Then where, may I ask, did you get the sudden wealth to rent this cottage... 362 00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:06,143 ...and to buy the shiny, new car that's sitting outside? 363 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,087 It won't work, Lavinia. 364 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:15,624 "Lavinia." My goodness, it sounds like a spinster schoolteacher. 365 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,530 Now, see here, you-- 366 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,687 Shall we? 367 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,947 We're taking Little Miss Muffet here to the clinic. 368 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,679 Get rid of him. 369 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,526 Clinic? 370 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,623 [THUMP] 371 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,806 I've never had so much energy in my life. 372 00:29:39,978 --> 00:29:42,072 I feel marvelous 373 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:55,190 [PHONE RINGING] 374 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:31,722 What's the matter? 375 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:35,129 - Has Madame Streigau returned yet? - No, she's due any moment. 376 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:39,533 She just telephoned to say she was bringing the American girl in for interrogation. 377 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:42,964 I think we have an uninvited guest. 378 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,953 What's up, doc? 379 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:32,047 You. What right have you... 380 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,819 - ...to come sneaking in here--? - No, no, no. 381 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,258 Nobody likes a tattletale, doctor. 382 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,057 What do you mean? 383 00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:43,060 First, you tell me about Dr. Kellwin. 384 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:46,232 He died of natural causes. I-- I swear it. 385 00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:49,140 She was furious when he died. 386 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,167 She? 387 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,041 Come on, talk, little man. 388 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:57,774 Dr. Egret. She calls herself "Madame Streigau" here. 389 00:31:57,949 --> 00:32:00,612 Dr. Egret. That is a name I do know. 390 00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:02,914 Another identity, another face... 391 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:04,716 ...but always Thrush. 392 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:07,359 You expect me to believe with Thrush involved... 393 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,518 ...that Dr. Kellwin died of natural causes. 394 00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:12,163 - Come on, doctor. - No, it's true. 395 00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:15,698 They found the formula in his briefcase when they took him from the room. 396 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:18,735 But they only intended to hold him long enough... 397 00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:21,772 ...to test the serum on Nazarone. 398 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:26,072 But the doctor, he-- 399 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:27,974 He just-- Just died. 400 00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:29,546 He simply wasted away. 401 00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:33,310 It seems a burnt out shell. 402 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:36,351 Severe exhaustion, perhaps. I don't know. 403 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,848 Oh, so you took over... 404 00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:42,586 ...and prepared the serum for Dr. Egret, n�e Streigau... 405 00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:45,196 ...and her Thrush friends to test Nazarone. 406 00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:51,535 Well, I was going to lose my clinic to creditors and... 407 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:52,998 ...they paid me very well. 408 00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:55,367 All right. That's all I wanted to know, doctor. 409 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,168 What do you mean? 410 00:32:58,243 --> 00:33:00,144 What do you want? 411 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,813 Oh, what I want is to kill you, doctor. 412 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,884 But why? Why? I merely put the serum together for them. 413 00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:09,317 Exactly. And U.N.C.L.E. also has the serum. 414 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:12,121 So if you're not around to prepare it for Thrush... 415 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:15,488 ...we're firstest with the mostest. So.... 416 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,095 No, I can-- I can mix the serum for you. I will work. 417 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:20,630 Doctor, we don't need you. 418 00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,791 I will get you Thrush's copy of the formula. 419 00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:24,869 I know where it is. It's the only copy. 420 00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:28,734 Now, you take me to Nazarone's garage, I'll show you. 421 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,280 All right. Come on, come on. 422 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,654 Stop it right, Nazarone. You'll kill him. 423 00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,265 - What's come over you? - Strength, doctor. 424 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:57,425 Strength that sings inside me like a racing engine. 425 00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,537 Let go of him. Madame will want him alive. 426 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:00,694 Let go. 427 00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:06,742 Perhaps when madame is through with this one... 428 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:09,313 ...she will leave him for me. 429 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:12,645 Nazarone, what is the matter with you, huh? 430 00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:16,913 For me to tear apart with my bare hands. 431 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,102 Madame, one of our U.N.C.L.E. friends... 432 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,764 ...has been attempting to question Dr. Baurel. 433 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:11,669 We have detained him. 434 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:18,150 Ask Dr. Baurel to prepare an injection for this lady. 435 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:22,846 She seems a bit reluctant to cooperate. 436 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:56,850 It's true that Thrush already has the formula... 437 00:35:57,022 --> 00:36:01,357 ...as evidenced by Nazarone's rapid recovery from the bullet wounds in her body. 438 00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:05,294 But we must make sure that no one else has it. 439 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:09,765 Exclusivity brings the highest price, as you know. 440 00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:13,098 Of course, Madame Streigau. 441 00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:17,038 You're working your way up in the world through the use the pseudonyms. 442 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,198 Is that right... 443 00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:20,578 ...Dr. Egret? 444 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:31,421 Stand still, Nazarone. What's the matter with you? 445 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:39,430 - Doctor, prepare it, please. - No. 446 00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:41,395 Merely a little Pentothal, my dear. 447 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,060 A truth serum. Harmless, really. 448 00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:47,967 Unless of course it were to prove... 449 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:50,233 ...that you don't have a copy of the formula. 450 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:55,446 Then it could be fatal, I'm afraid. 451 00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:58,341 Are you ready, doctor? 452 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:02,218 LAVINIA: No! No! No! 453 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,984 The formula, you received money for it, Lavinia. 454 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:42,616 Oh, yes. Money. 455 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,592 Marvelous. 456 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,755 What must you do to get your money? 457 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,928 Where must you go tonight to earn your money? 458 00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:54,228 Earn my money. 459 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:59,007 History, geography. 460 00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:03,114 Teaching little boys and little girls. 461 00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:09,512 And now $25,000... 462 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,917 ...for doing nothing. 463 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,753 Nothing? 464 00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:19,153 "Just have a ball. 465 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:22,590 We'll do the rest," he says. 466 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,429 Who said? 467 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:32,305 Nice, pretty, Mr. Solo. 468 00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:41,444 STREIGAU: The mattresses will float for a few moments. 469 00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:44,287 Then they will become saturated... 470 00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:48,449 ...and you will sink to the bottom, slowly. 471 00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:51,221 There will be no marks on your bodies... 472 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:54,155 ...only salt water in your lungs... 473 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:57,632 ...from your accidental drowning in the Mediterranean. 474 00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,998 Oh, well, easy come, easy go. 475 00:39:03,641 --> 00:39:05,439 All right, girls. 476 00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:12,446 SOLO: Salt concentrate, huh? 477 00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:40,244 Hey, Lavinia, don't move around so much. 478 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:42,403 You'll go under faster. 479 00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:47,949 Where's Dr. Baurel? 480 00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:50,611 Nazarone was all worked up. The doctor went after her. 481 00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:52,279 Get him. 482 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:53,925 He mustn't be out of my sight... 483 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:57,722 ...until he's finished with the formula and I'm finished with him. 484 00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:10,298 Stop. Nazarone, where are you going? 485 00:40:10,475 --> 00:40:13,343 One cannot just sit around when one feels like this. 486 00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:15,639 Come, little man. 487 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:21,248 We take a ride around the concourse, huh? 488 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,259 [WOMEN SCREAM] 489 00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:55,584 Oh, my hair. 490 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:56,846 Did you bring a car? 491 00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:59,217 Yes, Lavinia's new one. Where do you want to go? 492 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,380 To the garage. 493 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:03,084 Baurel let it slipped that the formula was there. 494 00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:05,129 Come on. 495 00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:15,871 What's the matter with Nazarone? She must be mad driving off like that. 496 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,533 - Something has been happening to her-- - They've escaped, Madame. 497 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,270 Hold on to your hats. 498 00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:27,317 The concourse area on the road to town has already been sealed off for the race. 499 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:36,059 Stupid fools. Can't anything be done right unless I do it myself? 500 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:37,217 Get the car. 501 00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:40,160 But we can't overtake Nazarone's racing car. We don't know-- 502 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,391 Blast Nazarone and the prisoners and Baurel. 503 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:45,867 We will go back to town to the garage, pick up the formula... 504 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,973 ...and leave the rest of them to the devil of each other. 505 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:54,563 [TIRES SCREECHING] 506 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:04,477 I'm burning up inside. 507 00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:06,914 What have you done to me with your serum? 508 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:09,077 What have you done? 509 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,864 There goes the fellas in the black hats again. 510 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,304 Everybody out. It's Madame Streigau herself. 511 00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:31,499 And headed into town. 512 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:35,010 We seem to have lost our fatal charms. She didn't even stop to shoot us. 513 00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:36,272 She's after the formula. 514 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:39,383 And Nazarone is running a race, using this part of the concourse. 515 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:42,418 I'll go after Streigau. You stop Nazarone and get Baurel back. 516 00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,647 How do you suppose I stop that female rocket? 517 00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:48,054 Why don't you try showing him your legs, all right? 518 00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:50,622 ILLYA: Come on, Lavinia. We have work to do. 519 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,337 [GASPS] 520 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:13,843 Is this Nazarone? 521 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,545 What--? What happened to her face? 522 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,283 The formula. 523 00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:23,385 Kellwin's serum. 524 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:26,046 It speeded the rate of metabolism to such an extent... 525 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:29,854 ...that she just used herself up from inside. 526 00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:32,394 Burnt herself out. 527 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,031 That's what happened to Kellwin. 528 00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:36,601 I'm sure of it now. 529 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:39,032 Now we know about Kellwin's formula. 530 00:45:39,203 --> 00:45:41,172 It accelerates recovery, all right. 531 00:45:41,339 --> 00:45:44,832 And it goes on accelerating until you're devoured by your own energy. 532 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,006 Is she--? 533 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:48,646 I mean-- 534 00:45:48,813 --> 00:45:51,146 ILLYA: She was dead the minute the serum entered her body. 535 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:50,403 SOLO: Ladies-- Come on, back off, girls. 536 00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:10,727 SOLO: Now, ladies. Girls. 537 00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:32,648 Ladies. Good girls. Come on. 538 00:47:32,817 --> 00:47:35,252 Gentlemen's discretion. Ah! 539 00:47:35,419 --> 00:47:38,048 Come on, girls, please. 540 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,151 Dr. Egret. 541 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,228 Think we'll ever know what she looks like? 542 00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:49,857 Today she's Madame Streigau and tomorrow Sadie Kornblatt. 543 00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:51,935 I can understand how you feel. 544 00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:54,766 I'd be miserable, too, if I had to explain to Mr. Waverly... 545 00:47:54,939 --> 00:47:58,774 ...how I let Dr. Egret and the formula get away from me. 546 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,816 Hi, fellas. I'll be leaving in about an hour. 547 00:48:05,983 --> 00:48:09,545 I shall be driving to Paris in my own new, stylish car. 548 00:48:10,187 --> 00:48:11,450 [SIGHS] 549 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:13,352 LAVINIA: Napoleon, what's the matter? 550 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:16,920 Well, that formula is not the end of the world, you know. 551 00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:19,256 And after all, you did manage to subdue... 552 00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:24,232 ...those two poor, defenseless, innocent girls finally. 553 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,064 Thank you. 554 00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:28,871 Why are you so concerned about that formula? 555 00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:32,168 If I were you, I'd be hoping those Thrush people would feed it... 556 00:48:32,343 --> 00:48:34,835 ...to every single one of their personnel. 557 00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:38,709 What was that? 558 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:43,984 Uh, Lavinia, would you care for something to drink? 559 00:48:44,155 --> 00:48:47,683 I mean, really, Napoleon, after all, the stuff is deadly. 560 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:55,164 - Oh, is that right, Illya? - Yes. 561 00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:01,262 - Didn't I mention it? - No, no, no. 562 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,737 You didn't mention that. No. 563 00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:05,376 Oh, I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist it. 564 00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:08,809 And after all, you did say you like blonds. 565 00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:14,347 Hold it. 566 00:50:19,149 --> 00:50:21,141 [ENGLISH SDH] 567 00:50:21,191 --> 00:50:25,741 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0